Old Dudes

You when your best bud calls you a crappy friend??? Yeah well that is ALMOST as bad as old dudes....... you know??? old dudes with comb overs.... a grey sweater, sausage fingers, pedo voice, pot belly, double chin, short, eyes sunken in, man boobs, high rise jeans with a muffin top, and nurse sneakers. yeah that is pretty specific but when you find an oldie there is no mistaking it... the old people smell.... like that of a used car! You know you get first car, it's used, but when you get it you don't want to drive it because the previous owners scent is lingering. If you drive it to any public place you get out others around you gag because you have the stank of some old dude!!!!!!  Anyways just sometimes its creepy...... back to the friend thing.... i argued with someone for an hour.... and nothing got resolved. oooopppsss. well thats my business. and another thing about the wrinkled sun spotted oldies are they read over your shoulder and ask you stupid questions......... like what are your topics about???? What are you writing about??? NOTHING. alright short and sweet. bye